So you really think your team is good? I say B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!!! Come up to Syracuse on any day of any week, at any time (classes allowing) and I and my compatriots will kick your sorry ass all over Hendricks field. How dare you imply that you are the best when you've never even played anyone who's not completely inbred?
Come up to the Northeast, where our mothers are not also our sisters, and we'll beat you so harshly, you'll be able to carry your asses home in an envelope. The envelope will read "Signed and Sealed: Compliments of Scooby Doom." C ya!!

Although we currently have no means of getting to Syracuse, don't be surprised if sometime in the near future you find a young group of scraggly Ultimate players knocking at your door. And don't be surprised if we wipe the floor with your sorry asses either. Don't say I didn't warn you.--Kaldari

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